Sunday, April 19, 2009

Helpless

It's been a while since I've posted in the state I am in.

3 questions should be asked about the previous statement:
1. What state are you in?
2. Why haven't you posted in this state (assuming this is common)
3. What is so special about tonight?

1. Kinda drunk.

2. The last time I posted in this state, some guy was hitting on me be leaving messages.

3. It's one of the first nights I've let myself go in a while. Even though I've only had 4 drinks, (one Guinness, 3 Jameson on the rocks.

I miss my baby.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

I like glenn beck

To the music of Baby Got Back:

I like Glenn Beck and I cannot lie,
You other republicans can't deny,
When Glenn walks in the a shit eating grin
and a tear run'n down his face you get gun,
get yer gun!
'cuz the worlds coming undone
That Christmas Sweater he's wear'n
I'm hooked and I can't stop swear'n
Oh Glenn I support you,
Now show those pictures!
O'Reilly's tryin to warn me
those demoncrats are going to scorn me.
Glenn Beck! Glenn Beck!
Trying to stop those immigrants from getting in
Tell me, tell me
what should I do when I capture them
we could report 'em
we could deport 'em
I like to see you sweat, get upset
Babbling like PTSD Vet
I'm tired of these Olbermans
Saying be nice to the fellow man
Take the average republicans
ask him that
and they'll say "you gotta fight back"
So rednecks (Yeah!) rednecks (Yeah!)
Wanna kill some one! (Hell yeah)
Tell'em to shoot em (Shoot 'em) Shoot em (shoot em)
Shoot them with your gun
Bubba Glenn Beck